The President sent me to take care of you permanently. After reading reports and seeing you personally, it's obvious that destroying you would benefit humanity as a whole.
Uve loved a lut farder den u shud half asswole batt noq dis partayz ova. Teem 2 dye mootie fat dum bitch fuka!!!!!!!! *wipz ot da xpurimontal MARV alung wit evri pork eva anh sturtz shootin shit*